About this joke game
I was working on creating a game engine with Eli. In the process, I accidentally created this joke mini-game that is "good" enough that some people enjoy it. It's not autobiographical. If you identify with it, great; if you don't, great.
As of this writing (October 2015), there has been a little more progress towards the actual game Eli is trying to make (github) but it does not exist yet.